Ha ha ha! Ok, off you go.
When did you get teeth? You like them? No, I don't like them.
Uh!
Ow!
Uh! Ow! Uh! My teeth!
I like that.
My teeth!
They look better
my teeth! They look better on the floor.
Pfoo!
On the floor. Pfoo! Hey, zorak.
Yeah.
You made a mess on
yeah. You made a mess on the floor there, buddy.
Hey. That's for knocking That's for knocking my teeth out.
Where's the love Where's the love in this group?
Hanson! Whoo!
In this group? Hanson! Whoo! There's no bondage.
Where's the love, man?
Now, you boys have
where's the love, man? Now, you boys have teeth, don't you?
What?
Teeth, don't you? What? Look at that--
what? Look at that-- 3 boys with teeth!
And hair...Beautiful girl hair.
What are you trying to say?
The little one looks
what are you trying to say? The little one looks like Claudia schiffer.
Wow.
Like Claudia schiffer. Wow. Can I be your co-host?
All righty.
Let's comb it.
That would rule!
Yeah, you can comb it
that would rule! Yeah, you can comb it with my freaking teeth!
Yaaaah!
With my freaking teeth! Yaaaah! Take a little of this with you!
I'll crack you like a lobster!
Oh, that's me.
Uh, I got to take this. Anyone have a comb?
Who's got a comb?
Think I got a rake.
Huh?
If that helps.
No. We need a comb.
It's really sharp.
Go buy a comb.
Uh, all right.
I'll do it in 5 minutes.
Moltar, just go buy a comb.
I'll do it!
In 5 minutes.
Wait. I've got it! Construct
in 5 minutes. Wait. I've got it! Construct a robot, name it Orlando,
wait. I've got it! Construct a robot, name it Orlando, and program it to go purchase
a comb for hanson.
And program it to go purchase a comb for hanson. I'll get right on that.
A comb for hanson. I'll get right on that. An unbreakable comb.
Uh. We got a wet vac?
Are you gold-bricking?
What does it look
are you gold-bricking? What does it look like I'm doing?
I like it when--
when zorak looks blown up.
Is that what hanson wants?
When zorak looks blown up. Is that what hanson wants? Then let me make it
is that what hanson wants? Then let me make it about to happen.
Yarghh...
You look like a big blowfish! Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha!
Ha ha! Maybe I should
ha ha ha! Ha ha! Maybe I should call you hootie! Ha ha ha!
Ahhhh...
Call you hootie! Ha ha ha! Ahhhh... Ehh...
Ahhhh... Ehh... Ok! Now he dies.
No, I want to be shot!
Please?
So, you like
please? So, you like the lasers, do you?
Yes!
The lasers, do you? Yes! All righty!
Can you get us, too?
Just shoot us, all three.
No, no, no. I'm gonna--
just shoot us, all three. No, no, no. I'm gonna-- I'm gonna move.
I'm gonna do the trick shot,
Moltar. Check this out.
Hey, remember how cool it was the last time when I did the trick shot?
All right, screw it. Now, don't go telling your dad on me!
Oh, God, it hurts!
Your dad on me! Oh, God, it hurts! That looks like fun.
Now comes pain.
Oh, yes!
Oh, higher! Please!
Ohh...
Is this legal?
Oh!
Walk it off, zac.
Walk it off.
Wow! Man! Maybe you
walk it off. Wow! Man! Maybe you should use the 11.
You want yours now,
young man?
Come on!
Young man? Come on! Ok, a little lower.
Little lower. Little lower.
You don't want it
little lower. Little lower. You don't want it lower. Ha ha!
Zorak, take a picture of us.
Lower. Ha ha! Zorak, take a picture of us.
Ooh, wait! I want Orlando
in the picture. Orlando? Where's Orlando?
In the picture. Orlando? Where's Orlando? Ehh...
That was fun. Blow me up again.
Orlando?
Blow me up again!
Orlando!
Come on. I like it.
We're waiting.
Blow me up. Blow me up again!
Don't you want your picture
blow me up. Blow me up again! Don't you want your picture taken with hanson?
Come on, blow--agghh!
Taken with hanson? Come on, blow--agghh! Moltar, where's Orlando?
Oh, uh, you know what?
I made him, but then he
oh, uh, you know what? I made him, but then he was bad-mouthing you all
over the set, so I exiled him
from the building.
Over the set, so I exiled him from the building. Heads-up thinking, Moltar.
From the building. Heads-up thinking, Moltar. Come down here for your reward.
You guys! You shouldn't have. Liar, liar, liar, liar, liar! Liar, liar, liar, liar, liar!
Well, I--
liar, liar, liar, liar, liar! Well, I-- liar, liar! Liar! Liar!
Where do you get off?
Liar, liar! Liar! Liar! Where do you get off? It wasn't like that.
Oh, I'm just kidding.
It's just my little way
oh, I'm just kidding. It's just my little way of promoting you.
Really?
Of promoting you. Really? Yep. You're the new
really? Yep. You're the new vice president of this general
yep. You're the new vice president of this general area except for my desk.
Vice president of this general area except for my desk. And, uh, take care of your
brother while we're gone.
Where are you going?
Brother while we're gone. Where are you going? Where do you think? To get
where are you going? Where do you think? To get these boys a comb. Come on,
where do you think? To get these boys a comb. Come on, hanson, let's go camping!
These boys a comb. Come on, hanson, let's go camping! And his whole head was made
of bacon!
Oh, man!
Of bacon! Oh, man! Ha ha ha!
Oh, that was a good one.
Hey...You boys ever hear
oh, that was a good one. Hey... You boys ever hear the story of the oasis
hey...You boys ever hear the story of the oasis of the headless mad comber
of comb Mountain?
Of the headless mad comber of comb Mountain?
No. Shh! You hear that?
Crickets.
Crickets. Aah! Legend has it
aah! Legend has it you can hear him...
Aah!
You can hear him... Aah! Every night at
aah! Every night at about this time,
every night at about this time, sharpening his comb,
his pink plastic comb...
Sharpening his comb, his pink plastic comb... Yeah.
His pink plastic comb... Yeah. Asking his victims, "part
yeah. Asking his victims, "part on the right or the left?"
Hooks for feet.
On the right or the left?" Hooks for feet. No.
Hooks for feet!
Eyes made of wood.
Combing, combing, harder and
eyes made of wood. Combing, combing, harder and harder, until you are dead!
Ohh...
Harder, until you are dead! Ohh... One say he just disappeared.
Others say he's still
one say he just disappeared. Others say he's still here...Combing...
Here...Combing... Combing...
Combing... Combing! Oh, no! Oh, no!
Hey, I got to go to the bathroom. Ohh...
To the bathroom. Ohh... No, no, no, no!
In my apartment.
Yes.
Of course.
So how's about this
of course. So how's about this for a crib?
Whoa!
For a crib? Whoa! Chrome, man.
Oh... Chrome, man. Oh... I like it.
Hey, look, my show is on!
Fire! Ha ha ha!
We should, uh... We should, uh... Probably go back there.
I love driving you boys around. Driving hanson comes naturally to me.
I think Space Ghost sounds
really kind of cool, you know?
You know, this entire show,
he's been talking about how
you know, this entire show, he's been talking about how awesome Space Ghost--you are.
He's been talking about how awesome Space Ghost-- you are. I'm sucking up.
Awesome Space Ghost--you are. I'm sucking up. He's just--he's sucking up.
I guess I really ought to
he's just--he's sucking up. I guess I really ought to be watching where we're going,
but I'm not.
Be watching where we're going, but I'm not. Do we get a cool invisible
thing that makes us invisible?
Like one of those
belt things?
Seatbelts? Those are
for nerds. You boys aren't
seatbelts? Those are for nerds. You boys aren't nerds, are you? 'Cause this
ain't the nerd taxi.
Nerds, are you? 'Cause this ain't the nerd taxi. Obstruction alert.
Ain't the nerd taxi. Obstruction alert. Driving is so boring.
Let's sing a song.
Collision imminent.
You need to be more parental.
Parental?
Sometimes.
Parental? Sometimes. No, he doesn't.
He's Space Ghost.
Yeah, mind your
he's Space Ghost. Yeah, mind your own business, Isaac.
Ok. On second thought...
Own business, Isaac. Ok. On second thought... What were you thinking, ike?
Come on, get us rolling.
¶ a boom boom boom boom
come on, get us rolling. ¶ a boom boom boom boom Space Ghost
a boom boom boom boom, Moltar
a boom boom boom boom, zorak
a boom boom boom boom
Space Ghost
hanson!
¶ a boom boom boom boom
Space Ghost
Space Ghost
a boom boom boom boom, Moltar
Space Ghost
a boom boom
Space Ghost
that's a horrible song!
Keep singing.
That's a horrible song! Keep singing. ¶ a boom boom boom boom
keep singing. ¶ a boom boom boom boom Moltar
a boom boom boom boom, zorak
a boom boom boom boom
watch out
ooh!
Watch out ooh! Aaah!
Ooh! Aaah! That was bad!
Agghhh!
Agghhh! Well, that's upsetting.
This is not good. Ok? You boys have to go.
Be careful. That's a
you boys have to go. Be careful. That's a dangerous weapon that you
be careful. That's a dangerous weapon that you have on there.
Dangerous weapon that you have on there. You saw me hit that
old lady, and I can't have
you saw me hit that old lady, and I can't have this on my record.
Old lady, and I can't have this on my record. Oh, bad idea.
This on my record. Oh, bad idea. How about we just run,
oh, bad idea. How about we just run, and you can--
how about we just run, and you can-- we'll teleport out of here.
And you can-- we'll teleport out of here. You're not running
anywhere, Taylor.
What are you trying to say?
Anywhere, Taylor. What are you trying to say? What I'm trying to say is...
¶ a boom boom boom boom
what I'm trying to say is... ¶ a boom boom boom boom good-bye
oh!
Good-bye oh! Good-bye, world!
Hey, what happened to the-- it's out. What about--
it's fixed.
Good. Good.
It's fixed. Good. Good. Where's hanson?
Uh, how should I know?
Well, you had them!
Ohh, hanson!
Yeah, we got that comb.
Yeah? And?
Oh, and, uh, then I took them
yeah? And? Oh, and, uh, then I took them home to be with their dad.
Then why is he on the phone
looking for them at his house?
Hang up.
Looking for them at his house? Hang up.
Hang up.
It's daddy. Moltar, how can I
it's daddy. Moltar, how can I talk to Mr. hanson after I just
mowed down the tooth fairy?
Talk to Mr. hanson after I just mowed down the tooth fairy? Why would he care? He don't
even know the tooth fairy.
Maybe because I hurled
his sons into space to dispose
maybe because I hurled his sons into space to dispose of them because they were
witnesses? You think he might
care about that, Moltar? Do you?
Witnesses? You think he might care about that, Moltar? Do you? You sure she's dead?
Care about that, Moltar? Do you? You sure she's dead? Uh, yeah.
Can never tell.
She was on fire, Moltar.
You know? Fire?
Hey, are those your teeth?
They are now.
Give me those teeth!
Why?
So I can get into clubs.
You don't go to clubs.
Because I don't have
you don't go to clubs. Because I don't have any teeth!
Ho ho ho ho ho ho!
Any teeth! Ho ho ho ho ho ho! It's Santa!
Christmas isn't about
it's Santa! Christmas isn't about getting into clubs, zorak.
Hi, Santa!
Getting into clubs, zorak. Hi, Santa! Did you get my letter?
Space Ghost, you've destroyed
did you get my letter? Space Ghost, you've destroyed the tooth fairy.
Nuh-uh!
The tooth fairy. Nuh-uh! I know when you've been
nuh-uh! I know when you've been bad and good, and you've been
very good! I've been trying
to kill her myself for years.
Very good! I've been trying to kill her myself for years. Ho ho ho ho ho ho!
To kill her myself for years. Ho ho ho ho ho ho! But why, Santa? Why?
So that I could be the tooth
but why, Santa? Why? So that I could be the tooth fairy, Moltar. Then Santa could
so that I could be the tooth fairy, Moltar. Then Santa could use all the little children's
teeth to make bizarre and
twisted toys for Santa's
own amusement.
Twisted toys for Santa's own amusement. Ho ho ho ho ho!
Own amusement. Ho ho ho ho ho! That doesn't sound
ho ho ho ho ho! That doesn't sound like the Santa I know.
Because I'm not the Santa
you know! I'm bizarro Santa,
because I'm not the Santa you know! I'm bizarro Santa, from the electroid dimension!
You know! I'm bizarro Santa, from the electroid dimension! Yaaahh!
Hey. The tooth fairy. Uh! Zombie! All right!
Hey, I mowed you over!
No, Space Ghost.
You destroyed a robot
no, Space Ghost. You destroyed a robot built to look like me.
Ok.
Built to look like me. Ok. Bizarro Santa has been
ok. Bizarro Santa has been trying to kill me for years.
Ho ho oh Tannenbaum! You
gonna believe that fairy tale?
Trust in me. I'm the good one.
Gonna believe that fairy tale? Trust in me. I'm the good one. No, Space Ghost.
I'm the good one.
Ho ho ho! Silence!
Oh, no!
Ho ho ho! Give me the teeth!
But I paid for those!
I have plans for those teeth!
Let me just grab a handful.
They belong to me!
For the clubs.
You'll never get into a club!
What if I have a date?
Give me those teeth!
All right, everybody,
just hold on a second! What happened?
Just hold on a second! What happened?
What happened? Take a hike, Luigi.
Ah, Space Ghost. Why you
take a hike, Luigi. Ah, Space Ghost. Why you sit there with your power band
ah, Space Ghost. Why you sit there with your power band and your trouble making, eh?
Sit there with your power band and your trouble making, eh? Why you can't be nice?
And your trouble making, eh? Why you can't be nice? Hey, look,
why you can't be nice? Hey, look, there's Frank Sinatra!
Soon, Space Ghost,
we will go to war.
Okey-dokey. Bye, now.
We will go to war. Okey-dokey. Bye, now.
No, no. It's got to